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I wouldn't have chewed this even on work study only in college
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Ian Kinsler
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Ike Davis
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Instant replay in baseball
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It better be better than NFL Head Coach
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It liquefied everything in sight
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It's now or never
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J
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JDFUKABOY
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Jacoby Elsbury
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Jake Fox
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Jake Westbrook
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Jake the Snake Roberts
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James McDonald
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Jeezus
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Jeff Brantley
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Jenrry Mejia
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Jim Bowden is a hopeless doucher
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Jim Tracy
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Joakim Soria
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Joe Blanton looks like that little chicken hawk
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Joe Buck
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Joe Girardi AIDS patient
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John Maine
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John Smoltz
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John Wayne references
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Johnny Bench
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Jon Lester
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Jon Miller is like the Madden of MLB
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Jonathan Papelbon
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Jorge Cantu
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Jose Offerman
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Jose Reyes
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Juan Rivera
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Juice
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Justin Morneau
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Justin Smoak
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Keith Hernandez
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Ken Rosenthal
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Keystone Light
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Kirk Gibson
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Knowing when someone has your number
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Kosuke Fukudome
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Kyle Davies
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Lame Duck Pitching Coaches
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Lance Berkman
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LeDouche
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Leprechauns
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Lester Diamond
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Leyland might smoke a carton
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Line of the Night
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Lineup
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Logan Ondrusek
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Lon Palasky
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Luke Hochevar
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MLB rulebook
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Magglio Ordonez
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Mannequins
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Marietta Divison III Collegiate Baseball
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Mark DeRosa
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Marlboro
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Martahon Games
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Mascots
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Matt Garza
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Mayors that couldn't poor piss out of a boot with instructions written on the heel
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McDonalds will fuck you one way or another
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Mccarver
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Mel Allen
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Mesa
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Mice and Men
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Micheal Young
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Mickey Mantle
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Mickey Mouse Bats
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Mike Cameron
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Mike Lincoln
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Mike Lowell
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Milton bradley
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Mitch Albom ears for Gods sake
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Morgan Bartender
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Morgan Ensberg
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Morgan-isms
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My Dad was crazier
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Nice facial hair you shithead
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Nick Johnson
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Nick Markakis
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Nomar Garciaparra
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Obama couldn't hold George's jock in anything including foosball
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Organizing
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Ozzie Guillen
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Paint the Town Mediocre is more like it
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Phi Psi Taco Day
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Phil Cuzzi
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Phillies fans aren't always bad
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Pig Pen Mcgehee
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Pimps
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Pissed Managers
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Players who resemble a Smurf
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Polish women mauled by bears
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Post Tags that need retired
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Probably should rent it before you but it
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Probes
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Punch and Judy
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Queens without heads
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R.A. Dickey
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Rajai Davis
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Rank em'
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Rasputins
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Rats
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Ray Knight
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Rick Ankiel
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Rick Porcello
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Rob Dibble
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Rob Neyer
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Roberto Clemente
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Rod Barajas
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Ron Gardenhire
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Russell Martin
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Ryan Doumit
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Ryan Freel
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Schedule
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Scotch
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Self-Proclaimed Legends
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Shineboxes
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Smokeless tobacco
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Snipe Bidding
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Snow Cones
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Sombreros
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Somewhere Billy Martin is laughing
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Souvenirs
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State of Baseball
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Stay away from Bath n Body works
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Steve Bartman
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Suspensions
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TWIB
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Tails
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Taranta
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Tejada
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Terry Fuckin' Crowley
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That's definitely the Apple
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The Four Horseman
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The paranoid Knobby
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There's a lot tougher ways to make a million
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These guys are the kings of rock--there is none higher
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Things were better then; once but never again
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This guy is good
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This is why H2H is not as good as Roto leagues
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Thurman Munson
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Ticket Prices
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Tickets
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Tongue-tied
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Toys
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Trevor Hoffman
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Turkey day and baseball don't play well together
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Vicente Padilla
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Victor Martinez
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Victorino
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Villians
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WWE
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Welcome Tommy
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When does football season start
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When it was a game
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Where the f--k did this come from?
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Wild Card
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Wilkin Castillo
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Will Ferrell
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Wladimir Balentien
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Wrestling References
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Yankee fans would like you to believe they're the only ones that bad things happen to
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You Cant Spell 'Wakefield' without 'wake'
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You will constantly be challenged to get a good dipping experience with Longhorn
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Yovani Gallardo
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almost guaruntee he has a big game tonight
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already voted for him like 400 times maybe more
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already voted for hm like 400 times maybe more
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analogies
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anouncements
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anouncers
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bad blood
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bad ideas
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baseball bats
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batting helmets
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batting title
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be-headed
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being Bartman for Halloween is suddenly back in style
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being clueless
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being nosey pays off
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biggest win since 1999?
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blogger circle jerks
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blown calls
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bluffs
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bobbleheads
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bottom feeding like a catfish
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bread crumbs
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broadcasters
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broken english
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buffoons
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cheering like he's at a basketball game
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chins
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choosing your horse
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classic case of the old bull knocking the young bull off the hill
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cleat chasers
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close minded old ladys
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cocaine
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commenters give gems
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cracker jacks
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crafty lefties
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crooked commisioners
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crystal ball
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demotions
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drunken fans
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dwarfs
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edi
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email of the week
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end of an era
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entertainment world creeps in on everything
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every year is a rebuilding year
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february--the blandest month of all
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fire him
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first place
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former heisman murderers
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friendly fire
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getting taken to the cleaners
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glory days
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goodbyes are never easy
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hard to believe
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having a story that trumps everything
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he hates young players and white players we heard
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he starts crying then heads into orgasm
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high school ball
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high speed chases
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hip hop
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his voice sounds like a smoker's
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hot beats
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how I live for the march rain
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how are you going to do that to a 'fan'?
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hows does a cat end up there ya know?
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hurried 'on the clock' posts
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if you get hit in the head you're fucked anyways
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incredible
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it was probably the principal
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jerry curls
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just don't turn out to be busts thats all I ask
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knuckleballs
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like pouring gasoline on a fire
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mainstream
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managing skills that a shrink couldn't figure out
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massholes
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monopoly
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much better then betting wife's pussy
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mustaches
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never going to Apopka
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no such thing as a pitchers duel
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no-nut pitchers
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not cool dude
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office etiquette
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okkkkkay
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old bad habits die hard
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oldies
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once saw a teammate drink a case of Natty without pissing
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ostriches
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overpaying
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pay the man
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pine-tar
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players that fish without a pole
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please win the MVP
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plugs
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pretty shocking news
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profanity laced tirades
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putting your foot in your mouth
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racists
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rain outs
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raising the white flag
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reclamation projects
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rednecks
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reds
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retire now please
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rooting against em'
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running things into the ground
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schwag
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scouts
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screw jobs
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second rate organizations
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secretly a baseball song
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should have picked Tenley
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slow days
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slumming it
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slurping a player
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small man's
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softball
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some guys have all the luck
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some people never learn
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someone should use the bar of soap in a sock trick on him for this
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sometimes people leave you at a loss for words
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sometimes the baseball Gods are just cruel
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sorry we can't all have a divorce under our belts and the bitterness that comes with it
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starting winter early this year
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taunting
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terrible
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that bunny is creepy as fuck
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that's great but you still can't hit to save your life
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the 80's rocked
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the eyes of intensity
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the minor leagues just look like fun
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these can't be real people
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this has been the longest 2 months of our life
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titles
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too little too late
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torture
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tough list
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trade deadline
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tradition
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trolls
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turd players
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veal
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veterans
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vote Votto or we'll pluck out your toe nails
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waterheads
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we enjoy the grind of 162
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we'll go on suicide watch if they send him down to AAA
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we've got a race on our hands
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weasels
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well you're fired
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what is little Hank's next purchase going to be?
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when it rains it pours
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whipping boys
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whips cracking
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will never happen again as long as I play so I'm glad it was wasted on fake chips
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yup that's a porn-stachio
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Howd you get here?
2 comments:
I'm looking forward to hearing Homer's reaction to leaving a couple pitches out over the plate tonight.
... I think it should somehow incorporate the line, "When you're a major leaguer it's easier to locate poon than a fastball."
:)
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