For Fucks Sakes, Trade Him Already!

Rumor has it that the New York Mets are closing in on bringing Johan Santana to Flushing as the next big ticket. Honestly, before I had woke from my after work nap and even heard this; this was going to be my post title. I'm tired of hearing about it. Santana to Boston, Santana to New York, Santana to the other New York. ENOUGH! Get him out of Minnesota and into the Big Apple immediately.

Maybe he can get through 1/3 of an inning in the biggest game of the year for the Mets, no?

Full reaction to come after the trade is officially anounced. My gut reaction?

I'm an NL guy on video games. I don't wanna have to face Santana. Rats.